stupidteenblogger:

A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
my heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

(via shoot-the-runners)

horizontalslashes:

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When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

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And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

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So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

(Source: greaterandmoreterrible, via itsasongaboutwantingyoudead)

emile-e:

SAME

slovenlyways:

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

Please, if you have a soul, help get this girl a cat!

(via mostlydepressed)

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.